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You made candied bacon four times in one week.
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Matt, the self-proclaimed hog king, Guerrero
12:31am | 4 Apr 2011
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You’d give anything for a time machine so you can go back in time an hour to the last time you ate.
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Allie “Necessity Is The Mother of Invention” Mangel
11:28pm | 3 Apr 2011 | 1 note
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You have a potluck by yourself.
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Allie “Oh You Brought Pancakes!” Mangel
10:41pm | 3 Apr 2011
6:57pm | 3 Dec 2010 | 1 note
aren’t we all? 

aren’t we all? 

5:35am | 1 Dec 2010 | 1 note
Jesus would have wanted it that way.

Jesus would have wanted it that way.

3:18pm | 29 Nov 2010 | 1 note
Ranch pong anyone?

Ranch pong anyone?

1:43am | 29 Nov 2010 | 2 notes
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You eat breakfast, brunch, AND lunch. Daily.
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We couldn’t understand her name because she kept talking with her mouth full. 
6:01pm | 27 Nov 2010
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You put butter in your Butterbeer.
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Signs You May Be A Fat Wizard
1:35pm | 18 Nov 2010 | 2 notes
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You had like NINE souls for breakfast…and then snacked on like three more on your way to Azkaban.
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Signs You May Be A Fat Dementor
12:16pm | 18 Nov 2010